The pearls weren’t really white, they were a warm oyster beige, with little knots in between so if they broke, you only lost one. I wished my life could be like that, knotted up so that even if something broke, the whole thing wouldn’t come apart.
Janet Fitch, White Oleander (via booksquoteslove)
You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger